The Envelope(s), Please

It is time to announce the highly anticipated results of the voting for One Room's one room. The task was a challenge, but I did manage to get through the huge volume of votes and can now tell you that... [drum roll]

Interesting...[drum roll continues]

Well, folks, you are not going to believe this...[drum continues, laboriously]

Perhaps we need a recount...[drum sputters and stalls]

We have a tie. [cymbal crash]

Let's see. Two votes definitely for the attic. One vote for the "attic," but clearly a coerced vote as determined by the hand-scrawled "I was forced to say it; I really vote for room A." One vote for...[raises eyebrow]

Well, according to our hanging chad expert, it is a vote for Room A, although it does seem that the voter attempted to vote for every room. [looks at the Mrs.] Seeing as all the other votes were obviously misplaced, that means we have a tie. That means the tie must be broken. The tie must be broken by me. By me who put it to a vote in the first place.

It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Fine. Be that way. I'll make the final decision then. I decide to start with...